Evil Black Hats manipulate Google stock to punnish them for not sucking
up to The Man
US DOJ: Give Us your Search Request
database
Google: No! Fuck
Off!
DOJ: Then we will manipulate your stock
price so you go out of business!
Does it strike you as odd that immediately after
the story broke that Google
refused to turn over it's private records of users' search habits to
the Evil Government, that suddenly their stock price took
a huge hit? You'd think the David vs. Goliath story would garner a
rallying cry of support, Google is the one of a very few companies you can
actually feel good in your heart about. When they stand up against The Man for
the people they serve, yes that includes their stock holders, do you think they
would turn around and say, "Bad Google! We no longer trust your long term
viability! SELL SELL!". I don't think so. Alternate explanation? Anyone who
stands in George's way is an terrorist right? Google must be a terrorist, so
we'll just manually tweak their stock price, make it look like their investors
are unappy.
Posted: Sat
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January 21, 2006 at 11:23 AM